This morning, I woke up at 5 am, could'nt sleep because of a sick nightmare! Dreamt that I landed in the U-Gess-OfAY...totally dark,humid and lonely...the weather that is,...well,me too, except for the dark and humid part(This was'nt scarry). Felt weird because I went straight into a university, and the walls had spit marks just like in Ramaiah(This was'nt scarry either...). Then by some twist in the wormholes of my mind I landed back at the airport... And I reached for my phone, then realised my SIM card's gone...(WTF?) Then I realised I would'nt be able to speak to her, (yeah... that was scarry....)... went on further and saw my luggage waiting for me, Then I looked closer and something was missing...my synth...BLINK! No more sleep for me.
What does one do when rudely awoken by oneself and one cant sleep one more minute? try to go back to sleep?.... well not me. I switched on my comp and solved a GRE paper.... bleddy ironic.
So my kitchen's infested with stinking cockroaches....mostly lil ones which i often squish with my thumb... Laxman Rekha does did-dly-squat.... So Dada comes up with "HIT"...(h)it works quite well! most of "them critters" die and go to stinky-roach hell... A few of the adventurous type leave the kitchen in search of "greener pastures" or the stinky cockroach equivalent...
See, its not good to be adventurous when you're easily noticed... basically, anything big with-respect-to the place it lives in, will soon be expelled from place of dwelling, or soon die of "un-natural" means... Dinosaurs for example... I bet if we were as big as King Kong, we'd be squished too...
No one likes to see "things" crawling around the house... even babies...which is why they're fed so much ... so that they'd GROW UP!(If I had a rupee for everytime i've heard that....)
Anyway, so I saw this HUMUNGOUS stinky cockroach on the wall next to the main door...I was just about to leave, but then, you know what they say about sighting a stinky-cockroach just before you leave home...
So i had to throw it out, got my Rocher box and trapped it in. nice! wiggle*wiggle*
then some more wiggle*....from a distance it looked sick...upon closer viewing.... it was just some dust stuck to its butt....gross all the same!
Took the box to the balcony and flung king kong out. Something tells me, he'll be back.
I dont think anybody can actually "LIKE" Cockroaches... They FART every 15 mintues!!
I personally dont like competition.
